she's a product of circumstance

My zebstrika's kinda bitchy.

A beautiful pair of tits

Here, have a terrible joke.

Fat Baby

So when I was a toddler, I got "stuck" (read: not stuck at all) in this weird hole-y table at my grandma's house. Being a toddler, I flipped out. When my mom came running to my screams, she just laughed and took my picture. I was so mad at her.

Scary Stories

Aaand yet another thesis piece. My grandma liked to tell my cousins and I bedtime stories that weren't really appropriate for young children (or bedtime). We got so scared we ran up stairs and slept on the couch.

Chilly Water

Another thesis piece. This one of a time I decided that no matter how cold it was, I was going to go swimming. It was so damn cold.